ALL CREAM AND NO BUTTER!
Dear Whole Foods
Today (Thursday, January 30, 2014), I entered your P Street (in Washington, DC) location to have lunch. I already had some bread with me so I tried to purchase 50 cents worth of butter to put on it. I went to the bread section and there were no figs on that tree – I mean there were no 50 cents packages of butter at the stand.  There were lots of cream cheese though. So I asked the employees for some butter and had to wait. I explained to the employee who assisted me that people in the East (of the planet) seem to eat bread and cheese, but people in the West eat bread and butter.